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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Yo I’m dieing why are all Alex winters tv appearances a weirdly kink like fever dream ???? I couldn’t get through a minute of watching one of em without physicaly hurting and wanting to run from my computer…

shit was wack dude in one of em he was reading on the beach and a creepy dude started taking pics of his feet then they yelled at a girls butt until i couldnt do it anymore and turned it off in others they put him in borderline bondage and hen like a harness while they ask him questions MY BRAIN COULDNT HANDLE IT I WAS LITERALLY EXPLODING alex buddy ... what was happening w-who looked at the script for that and went ‘ah yes this will go in television’ alex winter is braver than any us marine for doing those knowing they were gunna be on tv
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homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

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People think this is just a joke but Alan Turing was the inventor of the computer and his sexuality was illegal in his time (which was not even 100 years ago) and he was arrested. They put him on drugs that destroyed his genius brain and committed suicide a year after being covicted. He was gay and a war hero as well. He helped to break enigma which was a German code that they put all their messages through. He shorted WWII by two years and saved so many lives in the process.

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Friendly reminder that if not for Alan Turing you wouldn’t be reading this post and we might be ruled by the nazis

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The Alan Turing statue on my campus

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Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, they’ve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. I’m sorry i took u for granted, jocks

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The jocks were only trying to protect us all this time

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They pushed nerds into lockers when no one else did

Source: pro-gay fuck your right being a bitch who plays rollar derby ad boxing i qualify as a jock and will destroy nerds to save us all
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 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

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serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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